If I were their Champions League Chef: Barcelona

This is part 2 of my "If I were their Champions League Chef" series, in honor of the 2011 Final on 28 May, in London. Each story offers a new original recipe as my gift, to thank both clubs for their (respective and) collective inspiration and ... beauty.

Shortly after my DNA was forever altered, a new French home-mate came to call. His passion ~ France's national team. Mine ~ Italy's. The 2006 World Cup had just rocked my world, and destroyed his.

I was very good at crafting clever and creative ways to keep our small home a harmonious one.

At that hour, Italy's Gianluca Zambrotta and France's Thierry Henry played for FC Barcelona. Watching their matches together became a source of peace between us, and that's when I first fell in love with the Spanish giants.

By now they've taken my world by storm.

One man that I adore on my Melting Pot Food Tours rounds is a rabid Barca fan, to whom I know better than to mention Real Madrid or even Iker Casillas. Sometimes I think our mutual passion + the one I share with other adorable Barca fans = one reason I get up in the morning.

The chronicles of Barcelona's phenomenal success and mass of silverware is best told by the myriad of other Barca-worship sites, while I work up to my point of this story.

The current roster of Manchester United's formidable opponent this weekend is an acutely accurate rendition of The World's Most Beautiful Game.

Manager Josep Pep Guardiola lifted this Champions League trophy with Barcelona as a player in 1992, and then again in 2009 as the club's first-year coach. He is also a champion of lady fans' affections.

Eight of his expected starting 11 on Saturday ~ Andres Iniesta, Gerard Pique', Pedro Rodriguez, Xavi Hernandez, Sergio Busquets, Victor Valdes, Carles Puyol, and my favorite, David Villa ~ were Spain's 2010 World Cup Champions.

Most of his players hail from Spain, and others have roots in Brazil, France, Africa, Holland and, Argentina ~ home to universal darling Lionel Leo Messi, who is praised by his iconic peers (and even rivals) as the greatest player in the world. He's another object of my adoration.

Now, here's the punch line ~

It was reported that 9 months after Barcelona won the Champions League finals in May 2009, the birthrate in the Catalan city soared by 45%.

Mind you, I do not make these things up. I just report them.

With an agenda.

If I were their Champions League Chef, I couldn't not put a gorgeous, energizing dish in front of these beautiful men, to celebrate the serious kind of passion they organically inspire. It'd have to be something deliciously rich with aphrodisiacs.

My romantic main-course salad would start with a bed of spicy arugula, which in ancient times was believed to be associated with fertility. Fresh sea scallops wrapped in bacon and glazed with balsamic vinegar, a dash of chili, and honey ~ nectar of Aphrodite herself ~ would yield a blast of soft, salty, sweet, and sticky, with a bit of heat. I'd add more sensuality with slices of cool, silky mango (which Southeast Asia takes as a supplement for virility) and creamy-dreamy avocado (which nutrients boost sexual health).

Its finish would be a sprinkle of almonds, which have represented true love throughout history.

Do I need to say it?

Sorry, ManU. I'm in love.

Forca Barca.

Seductive Scallop Salad, for Barcelona

2 Tbsp honey
3 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
1/4 tsp dried chili flakes

1 tsp Dijon mustard
4 Tbsp Spanish extra-virgin olive oil
salt and pepper, to taste

8 fresh sea scallops
4 slices bacon

1 Manila (Champagne) mango
1 medium (ripe) avocado
6 cups fresh arugula

1/4 cup chopped roasted almonds

Preheat oven to 425F.

Whisk honey, vinegar, and chili flakes in small bowl. Place all but 2 Tbsp of mixture in large skillet for later use. Whisk the reserved 2 Tbsp with mustard and oil until smooth and creamy; season to taste with salt and pepper. Place vinaigrette in plastic squeeze bottle for dressing salad later.

Wrap each scallop with 1/2 piece bacon, secure with toothpick. Place in baking dish; bake for 20 minutes.

Pit, peel, slice mango and avocado. Place arugula in two shallow bowls for serving.

Heat honey mixture in skillet over medium flame. Remove cooked scallops from oven, place in skillet. Heat through, coating with glaze.

Top arugula with 4 glazed scallops for each serving. Fan slices of mango and avocado around scallops. Drizzle salad with vinaigrette. Sprinkle with almonds to serve.

Yields 2 servings.

If I were his World Cup Chef: David Villa (Spain)

This story is #9 of 32, in my "If I were their World Cup Chef" series. Each post honors one world football player from each of the 32 national teams at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. As my muses, each inspires a recipe that I am privileged to offer as my gift ... to thank them for making the world more beautiful.

If you are following the Original LA Farmers Market/Monsieur Marcel recipe series, the end of recipe has grocery shopping tips.

A very nice problem I’ve had writing this series is to select one muse from Spain’s national team. I took a little poll of fellow tifosi, especially lady fans and, my intuition led me (not so surprisingly) to David Villa. The more I learned about him, the more enamored I became.

In UEFA Euro 2008 my first love, Italy, was eliminated by Spain with the help of David Villa. He and his national team became my consolation prize, and the champions of that tournament. Many consider Spain the best team in Europe and wish their opponents luck, in this World Cup.

Barcelona just transferred this prolific striker in from Valencia. At 28, he feels he’s now with one of the world’s best clubs, in his prime. He is universally revered for his amazing talent and humility and, he and his very beautiful (childhood sweetheart) wife are parents of two gorgeous little girls. He and his Spanish teammates are very generous and supportive of charity causes.

In case there was any part of David Villa is it I didn’t understand, I was guided to this yummy video, starring him as The Blaze, with Zidane and Messi. Done deal.

The son of a coal miner, he was encouraged by his father at a very young age to play football. As a little boy, he suffered a serious injury to his right leg and his father worked diligently with him to build strength in his left leg. Now he is an ambidextrous footballer, which is extremely rare. He regards his dad as sort of a guardian angel, always there for him. When he became disillusioned as teenager and wanted to give up, his father lent consistent encouragement while his career finally took flight.

One of the finest and classiest players in the game today, he wears one of my (also his) favorite numbers 7, both for Spain and Barcelona. He is beyond ready for his second World Cup.

I am beyond ready to cook for him.

My handsome hero is from Asturias in northern Spain. The region is long on coastline; fish and seafood are abundant. Fertile hillsides are heavily populated with sheep; cows and goat also contribute to the diversity and exquisite quality of cheeses available. About thirty varieties of apples are locally grown, and only certain selections yield the regional wine known as sidra (cider).

Famous local dishes like salmon in cider and sausage-bean stew are tugging for consideration here, while their incredible Cabrales blue cheese also deserves time and attention. Granted, our American apple cider isn't quite the same as the Spanish version, but it does give me something I can use.

If I were his World Cup Chef, I’d divine a seductive plate of small bites that highlight some of Asturias' signature ingredients, and finish it with a cider reduction. The mildly sweet would temper the spicy and salty ... just so.

See, at first I was torn choosing between David Villa, Cesc Fabregas, and Iker Casillas as my muse for Spain.

Now he can share.

Or, not.

Spanish Tapas Sampler, for David Villa

2 1/2 cups sparkling apple cider
1 baguette, thinly sliced
Extra-virgin olive oil, preferably Spanish
4 medium fingerling potatoes, sliced in thirds
Freshly ground sea salt and black pepper
Mediterranean or Spanish dried herb blend
1/2 lb. fresh king salmon
1 fresh orange, thinly sliced
2 Chorizo sausage links
Large tart apple, cored, peeled, sliced
Additional apple cider
1 cup cooked / canned fava beans, drained, mashed
1/3 lb. Cabrales or other fine Spanish or blue cheese

Boil cider in saucepan until it reduces to a syrupy glaze, about 30 minutes. Toast baguette slices, brush lightly with olive oil. Set glaze and toasts aside.

In preheated 425F oven, cook the following in separate shallow pans:
~ Potato pieces ~ lightly tossed with oil, salt, pepper. Roast until soft and edges are browned, about 20-25 minutes.
~ Salmon ~ sprinkled lightly with salt, pepper, herbs. Drizzle with oil and top with orange slices. Bake for 20 minutes. Gently flake fish into pieces.
~ Sausage ~ roast for 20 minutes. Add apple pieces to pan, splash with additional cider, roast additional 10 minutes. Slice sausages.

To prepare platter, spread toasts with mashed beans, top some with salmon pieces; top remainder with sausage and apple. Place desired amount of cheese to top potato pieces. Drizzle entire platter with cider glaze to serve. Yields 4 appetizer servings.

Where to shop ~
for specialty ingredients and pantry staples, I love Monsieur Marcel
for produce, Farm Fresh and Farm Boy Produce
for breads, Thee's Continental Pastries, Monsieur Marcel, Breadworks
for fresh seafood, Bob Tusquellas Seafood Market
for meats, Huntington Meats, Marconda's Meats
for things hot, Light My Fire

If I were his Chef: Zlatan Ibrahimovic'

Zlatan Ibrahimovic' is usually called "Ibra" for short and, ease.

I first fell in love with him my first time in Roma, October 2006. In the window of a downtown sports shop, he graced a poster with his former Juventus teammates Fabio Cannavaro, Gianluca Zambrotta, and Gianluigi Buffon in bianconeri (white-black) jerseys. None of the (gorgeous) men were smiling but, the visual oozed sex appeal and about took my breath away.

"He's just ... flippin' beautiful" is my favorite way to describe him. He is one of the world's most creative, and spectacular (football/soccer) players. When asked how he does his Ibracadabra magic week in and week out, he humbly admits that he even surprises himself sometimes. He left Italy's championship Internazionale Milan club this week to join Barcelona, recent European club champions. 75,000 supporters showed up to welcome him to Spain. He now sports a #9 jersey, my favorite number - how did he know?

The son of parents from Croatia and Bosnia, he was born and raised in Sweden, and plays for his homeland's national team when duty calls (the photo is him as a child, and in Sweden's jersey). He proudly considers himself 100% Swedish.

He began playing professionally for local clubs in Sweden as a teenager. Since then he spent 2 years playing in Holland, and 5 more in Italy. International fame can be distracting, so he has arm tattoos of his family's birthdates, so he can "remember to buy the presents". The 'feminines' are on the left, "closest to the heart, you know, the most emotional," he says. The 'masculines' are on the right, which include his two sons.

These little ones sport bright blond hair, and favor their mother Helene. She is stunning and, one of the most successful and powerful businesswomen in Scandinavia. Ibra rightfully thinks she's brilliant, and loves admitting that anything she prepares in the kitchen is fantastic. (He doesn't cook but, their 3-year-old is already learning with his mama.) She is also more than 10 years his senior which ... clearly proves that he has exquisite taste. I have to love him even more for that.

If I were his Chef, I would offer something that celebrates his arrival in Spain, and honors his stellar career and home life at the same time. I've divined a classy, global tour of flavors that begins in Sweden and lands in Barcelona. Spicy-sweet tapas and a high-end sparkling beverage are what I'd love to set on the table.

Tapas - “small bites” - are a famous Spanish signature. The savory snacks originated as toppings for bread slices that covered wine glasses (tapas means “covers”) to keep fruit flies at bay.

My Swedish meatball and sausage crostini are topped with a spiced plum chutney. Farmers markets have overflowing, amazing varieties of plums right now. Meatballs are sometimes served with cranberry sauce in Sweden - he’ll get the idea! From the time he was a child in Rosengard (a ghetto-esque, immigrant community in Malmo, Sweden), he has cleverly kicked the football with a host of international teammates, and still does. This recipe borrows culinary influences from Scandinavia, the Mediterranean, and anywhere one believes chutney originated (rumor says India, Russia, Arabia, Caribbean...). He'll feel right at home.

To drink, Cava is Spain’s version of French Champagne, and comes from the region of Catalonia where Barcelona is located. Floating elegant slices of white peach or nectarine in a delicate flute of sparkling white or pink Cava ... adds an incredibly romantic touch that is perfectly worthy of this man, who is truly a champion of the world's most beautiful game.

Crostini of Swedish Meatball, Sausage, and Spiced Plum Chutney for Ibra

Make chutney:
1 lb fresh firm plums (mixed varieties: black, red, pluots, etc); pitted, diced
1/2 cup golden raisins
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/3 cup apple cider vinegar
1 tsp pumpkin pie spice
OR
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp nutmeg (freshly ground is preferred)
Combine all ingredients in medium saucepan or skillet. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, and simmer for 40-50 minutes, stirring occasionally. Chutney is ready when liquid is reduced and mixture is thick and sticky. Cool to store and refrigerate in glass container; chutney is best made one day in advance; cover and chill. Serve room temperature. Yields about 2 cups.

Prepare sausage and make meatballs:
1/2 lb. spicy sausage links - lamb, pork, or chicken; grilled; set aside, keep warm
1/4 cup chopped sweet onion, sauteed in 2 Tbsp olive oil
1/2 lb. good-quality ground beef; about 15-20% fat recommended
1/4 cup bread crumbs
1 egg
1/2 tsp freshly ground nutmeg
Sea salt and white pepper, to taste
Combine all ingredients for meatballs with clean hands. Form generous tablespoons of mix into small flat patties (yields about 12). Pan fry in medium skillet over medium-high heat for about 2-3 minutes each side. Remove from pan, place on paper towels to absorb remaining fat; keep warm.

Prepare crostini:
1 baguette, cut in 1/2" slices
Grilled sausage, sliced
Swedish meatballs
Plum chutney
Greek-style yogurt, plain, optional
Hungarian paprika, optional
Toast baguette slices. Top alternately with sausage slices and meatballs; finish with plum chutney. To really doll up the global twist, garnish with a bit of yogurt and sprinkle with paprika. These ingredients would also make incredibly delicious little mini-sandwich "sliders"! Yields about 24 tapas.